Smut Wars 2024

[ambiguityisnoonesfriend]

Dear Porn Fairy,

Some of this is copied from previous letters, and I am also happy with what I asked for in my previous letters. I am very easy to please. Think of the prompts as vague suggestions to get your ideas flowing. As a rule, as long as the relationships I request are the focus, and my Do Not Wants are respected, I’m going to be thrilled with whatever you come up with. Some of these ideas may lend themselves to longer fics or more complicated images than you have time for. I am 100% on board with a short scene that's part of the larger picture.



General likes:
- plot, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, casefic, mission fic,
- toppy women and partners who are turned on by toppy women
- humor, endings with hope intact
- functional relationships, dysfunctional relationships, secret relationships that aren’t really a secret, established relationships, get-togethers, healthy communicative polyamory where everyone's on the same page
- canon divergence AUs such as what if they got there five minutes sooner or Anakin never fell. dimension-hopping from/to canon divergent universes where they did get there five minutes sooner
- fluff, light angst, whump with happy endings
- friends with benefits, FWB with feelings, FWB denying they are FWB with feelings
- kidfic, accidental baby/toddler acquisition, awkward dorky teenagers, parenting including quirky or atypical co-parenting arrangements, pregnancy including mpreg and fpreg and weird "because aliens" preg
- fix-its, time loops, road trips, trapped together, partner/child in jeopardy rescues
- mixing and matching prompts

Additional Like note: I don't care if you're familiar with the entire universe of things I've requested (I'm not) or if you're only familiar with the five minutes you watched on Youtube that one time. I like when people make things up about the storyverse then run with them.

Porn likes:
- dominant women (not necessarily doms but women who are sure of themselves and what they want and who don't fall to pieces because their partners might not think they're pretty)
- failsex including being interrupted during or instead of sex
- cunnilingus, blow jobs, rimming
- both slash and het anal
- admiring each other's scars
- navigating sex with a disability
- light bondage
- vanilla object insertion (inventive space dildos that may or may not resemble lightsabers yes; porgs or actual lightsabers no)
- sex pollen, aliens make them do it, the Force makes them do it
- mental connections during sex, mental connections as a substitute for sex
- using the Force during sex including light Force choking
- Force ghost sex
- weird alien genitalia (DNW futanari)
- weird space sex toys
- double penetration (one hole or multiple holes but receiving partner should be enjoying and encouraging)


Do not want:
- noncon (dubcon ok, see Likes)
- scat, watersports
- omegaverse
- sexual activity for anyone under 15 (kissing is fine)
- unrequested ships except as mentioned
- focus on unrequested characters
- non-canon AUs such as coffeeshops or Modern/non-powered AUs
- permanent character death of any requested characters
- unrequested sexuality or gender headcanons
- unrequested Force sensitivity headcanons
- non-canon nicknames
- any parent character thinking or saying they wish they'd never had their child / they hate their child / they no longer love their child
- frame stories unless both parts involve groups of my requested characters
- stories where half the requested relationship (platonic or romantic) only shows up at the very end
- erasure of canon disabilities (canon divergence AUs ok but AUs solely there to avoid disabilities very much not ok)
- character or relationship bashing

Additional note about character bashing: I'm perfectly fine with canon opinions about other characters and relatable extrapolations from same. General Hux thinks Kylo Ren is an asshole in canon and he can call Kylo Ren an asshole here. Hera hates the Empire and would personally set the Emperor on fire herself given a chance. That attitude is fine to keep in a story.


Background relationships: Anything listed in other prompts is fine in the background of another ship. Platonic relationships are fine. Mentions of canon ships or character/OC ships are fine. Additional background ships I like: Zeb/Kallus, Sabine/Ketsu, Sabine/Ahsoka, Poe/Jacen, Flix/Orka, Yeager/Captain Doza/Venisa Doza, Hera/Yeager, Rey/Kylo, Finn/Poe, Finn/Kaz, Finn/Kylo, Finn/Rose, Finn/Rey/Kylo, Ezra/Luke, Luke/Leia, Han/Leia, Han/Luke, Han/Qi'ra, Qi'ra/Enfys, Rex/Ahsoka, past Padme/Obi-Wan, past Padme/Anakin, past Ahsoka/Anakin, past Ahsoka/Padme


Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla

I'm here for their first time, their fiftieth time, the times they kept getting interrupted by Chopper and the kids, the various times they did it in every cabin on the ship, that time they did it in the alley because Zeb contacted them fifteen minutes later, that time they did it while the team was off getting the hyperdrive, the time they celebrated Kanan not dying, the time they figured out Force Ghost sex when he did, pregnant sex, tentative postpartum sex, old married people who are getting too tired for this Resistance stuff but here we go again sex. And so on.


Kanan Jarrus/CT-7567 | Rex/Hera Syndulla
CT-7567 | Rex/Hera Syndulla

I strongly feel young Caleb's early sexuality imprinted hard on the clones around him, and Rex's arrival brought up all that in addition to the trauma. I am sure Rex's sexual maturity coincided with his aging into the GAR as a young man surrounded by magical heroes who were also good-looking people who were kind to him, and running into another Jedi after all this time has brought that up in addition to the trauma. I think Hera may be focused on her mission but she is happy to appreciate someone who's handsome and kind and brave. I like them all screwing around for fun or tension relief, with a little oneupmanship on top, or finding each other in grief after Malachor. I also like the idea of Hera and Rex hooking up after Kanan's death, maybe reminiscing about the good times, or enjoying the benefits of Force ghost sex, or building a new thing out of old grief.


Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla/Ahsoka Tano

Three ridiculously attractive people in the wake of "Fire Across the Galaxy," trying to establish new and old relationships together. Fix-it where Kanan survives "Jedi Night" and Ahsoka returns to them during the OT or after. Random drunk hook-up after surviving another attack by the Inquisitors. (Bonus if you want to throw Rex in.)


Omega (Star Wars: The Bad Batch)/Hera Syndulla

I'm here for these two meeting up again when they're 16-17 and having a breathless first fling. I'm here for them meeting up mid-OT or after ROTJ, both far more saddened and experienced about the galaxy and longing for the simpler times back when they first met. I'm here for them crossing paths with a mutual Oh No She's Hot. I'm here for Omega bringing an outsider POV to the fucked up family dynamics of the Ghost team, and not sure how she's going to fit in now that she's this new interloper dating the team mom. I'm fine with trans girl Omega but please tag it and please don't dwell on her identity past "Yeah, that's a thing, who wants space waffles?"


Tamara Ryvora/Synara San

I'm here for the shy first dates aboard the Colossus before Synara had to flee ahead of the First Order. I'm here for the awkward reconnection after Tam gets home. I'm here for them fucking it out instead of talking about their problems. I'm here for them having their own private celebration after Exegol or heading off on their own adventures after Rise of Skywalker.


Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo

I'm here for it all. "We're not dead!" drunken threesome after ANH. "We're gonna die" mindless sex while on the run. Huddling for warmth on Hoth. "We're not dead and what the hell" sex on Endor. Secret hookups they have to keep hidden. Shushing each other while finding time to bone during Ben's naptime. Han and Leia going to find Luke after TFA and fucking out their problems. Leia having two Force ghost lovers as she rebuilds the Republic again post-TROS.


Crosshair/Mayday

I'm doomed to ship a pairing where half died in his first episode. So! Alternate universe time! Mayday survived and was shipped off to Tantiss with Crosshair; they're in neighboring cells and spend the next several months enjoying a relationship entirely via dirty talk. Mayday survived and he and Crosshair got the hell out of there before they got shipped to Tantiss; they go off on their own, or they rejoin the team together and Crosshair has the several difficult tasks of reintegrating with his brothers and sister while introducing them to his boyfriend. Mayday did die but this is Star Wars and whoops, here's his Force ghost ready to explore ghost sex. Mayday survived and Crosshair only finds out as they are rescuing all the regs from Tantiss, and where do they go from here when the person you finally betrayed the Empire for turns up?


Poe Dameron/Jacen Syndulla

Idiots in love. Drunk academy cadets in love. Racing circuit rivals in love. Resistance colleagues who used to be in love fifteen years ago and have to work together again post-Exegol. Childhood friends who meet up every several years until Oh No He's Hot. Casual friends with benefits who meet up every several years to bang before they head off again. Responsible adults who (okay, I can't finish that one). Old friends who have to figure out how to be responsible adults now that they're the ones running the show. (Bonus points and cookies for a poly ship, official or nebulous, with Finn, Rey, and Ben post-TROS.)