14 Jun 2023 09:25 pm
Smut Wars 2023 Letter
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ambiguityisnoonesfriendDear Porn Fairy,
Some of this is copied from previous letters, and I am also happy with what I asked for in my previous letters. I am very easy to please. Think of the prompts as vague suggestions to get your ideas flowing. As a rule, as long as the relationships I request are the focus, I’m going to be thrilled with whatever you come up with. Some of these ideas may lend themselves to longer fics or more complicated images than you have time for. I am 100% on board with a short scene that's part of the larger picture.
Likes: plot, toppy women and partners who are turned on by toppy women, humor, endings with hope intact, functional relationships, dysfunctional relationships, secret relationships that aren’t really a secret, established relationships, get-togethers, functional polyamory, canon divergence AUs such as what if they got there five minutes sooner or Anakin never fell, dimension-hopping from/to canon divergent universes where they did get there five minutes sooner, porn, fluff, light angst, friends with benefits, FWB with feelings, kidfic, accidental baby/toddler acquisition, awkward dorky teenagers, parenting including quirky or atypical co-parenting arrangements, pregnancy including mpreg and fpreg and weird "because aliens" preg, fix-its, time loops, road trips, trapped together, partner/child in jeopardy rescues, mixing and matching prompts
Additional Like note: I don't care if you're familiar with the entire universe of things I've requested (I'm not) or if you're only familiar with the five minutes you watched on Youtube that one time. I like when people make things up about the storyverse then run with them.
Specific porn likes: failsex including being interrupted during or instead of sex, cunnilingus, both slash and het anal, admiring each other's scars, navigating sex with a disability, light bondage, vanilla object insertion (inventive space dildos that may or may not resemble lightsabers yes, porgs or actual lightsabers no), sex pollen, aliens make them do it, the Force or similar makes them do it, mental connections during sex, mental connections as a substitute for sex, using the Force during sex including light Force choking, Force ghost sex, weird alien genitalia (DNW futanari), weird space sex toys, double penetration (one hole or multiple holes but receiving partner should be enjoying and encouraging)
My line for enjoying sex pollen/AMTDI/TFMTDI is based on how much trauma the characters feel. I prefer situations where they aren’t traumatized or upset and use the aliens/Force/pollen as an excuse for what they both/all wanted.
Do not want: noncon, scat, watersports, omegaverse, sexual activity for anyone under 15 (kissing is fine) unrequested ships except as mentioned, non-canon AUs such as coffeeshops, DNW permanent character death of any canon characters except those who died in canon (ex: Kanan can stay dead or not, but please do not kill off Hera; Ben/Kylo can stay dead post-TROS or not, but please do not kill off Rey, etc.), unrequested sexuality or gender headcanons, unrequested Force sensitivity headcanons, non-canon nicknames
Do not like: (Note: These are NOT DNWs. These are things I'm not fond of but don't mind appearing in a story/artwork in small amounts to move the characters or plot along. This is a guide for what I'd prefer someone not to focus on or otherwise base a gift around, not a list of things I hate.) italics, non-canon swearing, world-building, Mando'a, military details, first person POV, focus on unrequested characters, epistolary format, IF, focus on grief/mourning, sexually submissive women, implication that the Rebellion went directly from Yavin 4 to Hoth when it took them years to get there in canon. (I don't keep up with the comics and I don't care where they go in between. Have them stay on ships in the fleet going stir-crazy, have them planet-hop from base to base, send them to your favorite moon for an adventure, don't care. I love Hoth huddling-for-warmth fic. Hoth fic is fine. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.)
Background relationships: Anything listed in other prompts is fine in the background of another ship. Platonic relationships are fine. Mentions of canon ships or character/OC ships are fine. Additional background ships I like: Zeb/Kallus, Hera/Rex, Sabine/Ketsu, Sabine/Ahsoka, Poe/Jacen, Flix/Orka, Yeager/Captain Doza/Venisa Doza, Hera/Yeager, Rey/Kylo, Finn/Poe, Finn/Kaz, Finn/Kylo, Finn/Rose, Finn/Rey/Kylo, Ezra/Luke, Luke/Leia, Han/Leia, Han/Luke, Han/Qi'ra, Qi'ra/Enfys, Rex/Ahsoka, past Padme/Obi-Wan, past Padme/Anakin, past Ahsoka/Anakin, past Ahsoka/Padme
Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla
I'm here for their first time, their fiftieth time, the times they kept getting interrupted by Chopper and the kids, the various times they did it in every cabin on the ship, that time they did it in the alley because Zeb contacted them fifteen minutes later, that time they did it while the team was off getting the hyperdrive, the time they celebrated Kanan not dying, the time they figured out Force Ghost sex when he did, pregnant sex, tentative postpartum sex, old married people who are getting too tired for this Resistance stuff but here we go again sex. And so on.
Kanan Jarrus/CT-7567 | Rex/Hera Syndulla
I strongly feel young Caleb's early sexuality imprinted hard on the clones around him, and Rex's arrival brought up all that in addition to the trauma. I am sure Rex's sexual maturity coincided with his aging into the GAR as a young man surrounded by magical heroes who were also good-looking people who were kind to him, and running into another Jedi after all this time has brought that up in addition to the trauma. I think Hera may be focused on her mission but she is happy to appreciate someone who's handsome and kind and brave. I like them all screwing around for fun or tension relief, with a little oneupmanship on top, or finding each other in grief after Malachor. I also like the idea of Hera and Rex hooking up after Kanan's death, maybe reminiscing about the good times, or enjoying the benefits of Force ghost sex.
Omega (Star Wars: The Bad Batch)/Hera Syndulla
I'm here for these two meeting up again when they're 16-17 and having a breathless first fling. I'm here for them meeting up mid-OT or after ROTJ, both far more saddened and experienced about the galaxy and longing for the simpler times back when they first met. I'm here for them crossing paths with a mutual Oh No She's Hot. I'm here for Omega bringing an outsider POV to the fucked up family dynamics of the Ghost team, and not sure how she's going to fit in now that she's this new interloper dating the team mom. I'm fine with trans girl Omega but please tag it and please don't dwell on her identity past "Yeah, that's a thing, who wants space waffles?"
Tamara Ryvora/Synara San
I'm here for the shy first dates aboard the Colossus before Synara had to flee ahead of the First Order. I'm here for the awkward reconnection after Tam gets home. I'm here for them fucking it out instead of talking about their problems. I'm here for them having their own private celebration after Exegol or heading off on their own adventures after Rise of Skywalker.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
I'm here for it all. "We're not dead!" drunken threesome after ANH. "We're gonna die" mindless sex while on the run. Huddling for warmth on Hoth. "We're not dead and what the hell" sex on Endor. Secret hookups they have to keep hidden. Shushing each other while finding time to bone during Ben's naptime. Han and Leia going to find Luke after TFA and fucking out their problems. Leia having two Force ghost lovers as she rebuilds the Republic again post-TROS.
Some of this is copied from previous letters, and I am also happy with what I asked for in my previous letters. I am very easy to please. Think of the prompts as vague suggestions to get your ideas flowing. As a rule, as long as the relationships I request are the focus, I’m going to be thrilled with whatever you come up with. Some of these ideas may lend themselves to longer fics or more complicated images than you have time for. I am 100% on board with a short scene that's part of the larger picture.
Likes: plot, toppy women and partners who are turned on by toppy women, humor, endings with hope intact, functional relationships, dysfunctional relationships, secret relationships that aren’t really a secret, established relationships, get-togethers, functional polyamory, canon divergence AUs such as what if they got there five minutes sooner or Anakin never fell, dimension-hopping from/to canon divergent universes where they did get there five minutes sooner, porn, fluff, light angst, friends with benefits, FWB with feelings, kidfic, accidental baby/toddler acquisition, awkward dorky teenagers, parenting including quirky or atypical co-parenting arrangements, pregnancy including mpreg and fpreg and weird "because aliens" preg, fix-its, time loops, road trips, trapped together, partner/child in jeopardy rescues, mixing and matching prompts
Additional Like note: I don't care if you're familiar with the entire universe of things I've requested (I'm not) or if you're only familiar with the five minutes you watched on Youtube that one time. I like when people make things up about the storyverse then run with them.
Specific porn likes: failsex including being interrupted during or instead of sex, cunnilingus, both slash and het anal, admiring each other's scars, navigating sex with a disability, light bondage, vanilla object insertion (inventive space dildos that may or may not resemble lightsabers yes, porgs or actual lightsabers no), sex pollen, aliens make them do it, the Force or similar makes them do it, mental connections during sex, mental connections as a substitute for sex, using the Force during sex including light Force choking, Force ghost sex, weird alien genitalia (DNW futanari), weird space sex toys, double penetration (one hole or multiple holes but receiving partner should be enjoying and encouraging)
My line for enjoying sex pollen/AMTDI/TFMTDI is based on how much trauma the characters feel. I prefer situations where they aren’t traumatized or upset and use the aliens/Force/pollen as an excuse for what they both/all wanted.
Do not want: noncon, scat, watersports, omegaverse, sexual activity for anyone under 15 (kissing is fine) unrequested ships except as mentioned, non-canon AUs such as coffeeshops, DNW permanent character death of any canon characters except those who died in canon (ex: Kanan can stay dead or not, but please do not kill off Hera; Ben/Kylo can stay dead post-TROS or not, but please do not kill off Rey, etc.), unrequested sexuality or gender headcanons, unrequested Force sensitivity headcanons, non-canon nicknames
Do not like: (Note: These are NOT DNWs. These are things I'm not fond of but don't mind appearing in a story/artwork in small amounts to move the characters or plot along. This is a guide for what I'd prefer someone not to focus on or otherwise base a gift around, not a list of things I hate.) italics, non-canon swearing, world-building, Mando'a, military details, first person POV, focus on unrequested characters, epistolary format, IF, focus on grief/mourning, sexually submissive women, implication that the Rebellion went directly from Yavin 4 to Hoth when it took them years to get there in canon. (I don't keep up with the comics and I don't care where they go in between. Have them stay on ships in the fleet going stir-crazy, have them planet-hop from base to base, send them to your favorite moon for an adventure, don't care. I love Hoth huddling-for-warmth fic. Hoth fic is fine. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.)
Background relationships: Anything listed in other prompts is fine in the background of another ship. Platonic relationships are fine. Mentions of canon ships or character/OC ships are fine. Additional background ships I like: Zeb/Kallus, Hera/Rex, Sabine/Ketsu, Sabine/Ahsoka, Poe/Jacen, Flix/Orka, Yeager/Captain Doza/Venisa Doza, Hera/Yeager, Rey/Kylo, Finn/Poe, Finn/Kaz, Finn/Kylo, Finn/Rose, Finn/Rey/Kylo, Ezra/Luke, Luke/Leia, Han/Leia, Han/Luke, Han/Qi'ra, Qi'ra/Enfys, Rex/Ahsoka, past Padme/Obi-Wan, past Padme/Anakin, past Ahsoka/Anakin, past Ahsoka/Padme
Kanan Jarrus/Hera Syndulla
I'm here for their first time, their fiftieth time, the times they kept getting interrupted by Chopper and the kids, the various times they did it in every cabin on the ship, that time they did it in the alley because Zeb contacted them fifteen minutes later, that time they did it while the team was off getting the hyperdrive, the time they celebrated Kanan not dying, the time they figured out Force Ghost sex when he did, pregnant sex, tentative postpartum sex, old married people who are getting too tired for this Resistance stuff but here we go again sex. And so on.
Kanan Jarrus/CT-7567 | Rex/Hera Syndulla
I strongly feel young Caleb's early sexuality imprinted hard on the clones around him, and Rex's arrival brought up all that in addition to the trauma. I am sure Rex's sexual maturity coincided with his aging into the GAR as a young man surrounded by magical heroes who were also good-looking people who were kind to him, and running into another Jedi after all this time has brought that up in addition to the trauma. I think Hera may be focused on her mission but she is happy to appreciate someone who's handsome and kind and brave. I like them all screwing around for fun or tension relief, with a little oneupmanship on top, or finding each other in grief after Malachor. I also like the idea of Hera and Rex hooking up after Kanan's death, maybe reminiscing about the good times, or enjoying the benefits of Force ghost sex.
Omega (Star Wars: The Bad Batch)/Hera Syndulla
I'm here for these two meeting up again when they're 16-17 and having a breathless first fling. I'm here for them meeting up mid-OT or after ROTJ, both far more saddened and experienced about the galaxy and longing for the simpler times back when they first met. I'm here for them crossing paths with a mutual Oh No She's Hot. I'm here for Omega bringing an outsider POV to the fucked up family dynamics of the Ghost team, and not sure how she's going to fit in now that she's this new interloper dating the team mom. I'm fine with trans girl Omega but please tag it and please don't dwell on her identity past "Yeah, that's a thing, who wants space waffles?"
Tamara Ryvora/Synara San
I'm here for the shy first dates aboard the Colossus before Synara had to flee ahead of the First Order. I'm here for the awkward reconnection after Tam gets home. I'm here for them fucking it out instead of talking about their problems. I'm here for them having their own private celebration after Exegol or heading off on their own adventures after Rise of Skywalker.
Leia Organa/Luke Skywalker/Han Solo
I'm here for it all. "We're not dead!" drunken threesome after ANH. "We're gonna die" mindless sex while on the run. Huddling for warmth on Hoth. "We're not dead and what the hell" sex on Endor. Secret hookups they have to keep hidden. Shushing each other while finding time to bone during Ben's naptime. Han and Leia going to find Luke after TFA and fucking out their problems. Leia having two Force ghost lovers as she rebuilds the Republic again post-TROS.
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